We at AsktheIdiots.com scour the world in order to bring the best idiots to answer your burning questions. (Disclaimer: If you actually are burning, you probably should dial 9-1-1 or your other local emergency number and get help instead of waiting for assistance here.) This is a list of our most prolific and popular writers and a little about what makes them the perfect idiot for our website!
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