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Coming to you live from the Disappointment Islands in French Polynesia! There are seven of these islands, and we’re not sure which one we’re on. They all kind of look the same, and there’s no fresh water, and the people here look at us funny. Oddly enough, there are no idiots here, except for us. Seems these folks know how to keep out the riff raff — mainly have nothing and idiot might want or need — like fresh water. The place is aptly named because we’re a bit disappointed in our search for the world’s best idiots. Stay tuned to see if we come to your area next! You might qualifty to work with us!