Another poll goes through with a tie! While we give our kudos to both the Freedom Socialist Party of Seattle, Washington and Principal Gary Stamper, only one can sit in the virtual dunce chair on our home page. So, we consult that age-old sophisticated arbitration device: a coin. FLIP!
Congratulations…. Principal Gary Stamper!
The good principal was on board with students dressing as celebrities during spirit week, until a couple of guys decided to come dressed as women. Stamper planned to stamp that crossdressing weirdo stuff in his school and made the boys go home. The rest of the students were having none of that, and many of them arrived the next day dressed as the opposite gender. Thanks to the principal’s idiocy, the students learned a valuable lesson in civil disobedience and peaceful protest.
Here’s a reminder of how the vote went and the others up for the prize:
The Candidates for October 20, 2014
Luis Rodriguez-Neri: Do the Dew! And do the time! Señor Rodriguez-Neri was arrested when officers found him in the car he had smashed into a lightpole. He admitted to drinking six shots of Bacardi but refused to take the sobriety tests. Then, at the station, he attempted to bribe the officers with Mountain Dew. Maybe he should have tried offering the rum.
David Cavell: Cavell attempted to buy a merman outfit for a charity swim meet, but accidentally bought a rubber S&M gimp suit. Luckily his daughter told him what it was and his wife was able to alter it into something more merman-like, although swimming around fully wrapped in latex and a zipper mask would have been interesting.
Freedom Socialist Party of Seattle, Washington: The FSP has been pushing for a $20/hour minimum wage for quite some time. So, when they posted job listings for Web Content Manager, they obviously offered that as the wage, right? Nope. They’re offering $13/hour and part time, thereby cutting out the need to pay for insurance or anything else. Maybe they are doing it ironically.