Q: How Many Republicans Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

Q: How Many Republicans Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?


A: This is a hateful question. Why would it take more republicans to screw in a light bulb than any other group of people? Regardless of a person’s political affiliations they are still people. So, the answer to your question is; under normal circumstances it would take one republican to screw in a light bulb. Unless, the light bulb in question is in a government building that somehow lacks janitorial or maintenance staff. Then a subcommittee would have to be formed to determine when to schedule the changing of the bulb, how the changing would be accomplished, and even if the government should be involved in these sorts of decisions. At this point, the answer to your question would be zero republicans would actually change the light bulb since the motion to change it would be tabled until the end of time.

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