We at AsktheIdiots.com scour the world in order to bring the best idiots to answer your burning questions. (Disclaimer: If you actually are burning, you probably should dial 9-1-1 or your other local emergency number and get help instead of waiting for assistance here.) This is a list of our most prolific and popular writers and a little about what makes them the perfect idiot for our website!
Mr. Alcraft is one of the world’s top Pantologists. Since childhood he’s devoted his life to knowledge of all kinds and to that end has a Master’s degree in Library Science with an emphasis on Information Systems Development. He also has three Bachelor’s degrees in Anthropology, Sociology, and Interior Design as well as a professional certificate in Mixology. He is sure he knows or can find everything.
Dr. Mr. Brooks received his M.D. from the Patrician’s Online Institute of Hygiene and Chirurgery and his license from the island principality of Walkoria in 2012. He and his wife work tirelessly together from their personal office in Morning Woods Estates to develop new procedures and make life better and healthier for everyone. Dr. Mr. Brooks specializes in mainstreaming radical surgical techniques and expanding the reach of radiation therapy.
Dr. Mrs. Brooks received her M.D. from the Patrician’s Online Institute of Hygiene and Chirurgery and her license from the island principality of Walkoria in 2012. She and her husband work tirelessly together from their personal office in Morning Woods Estates to develop new procedures and make life better and healthier for everyone. Dr. Mrs. Brooks specializes in developing new pharmaceuticals and finding creative uses for existing medications and herbal remedies.
Fitness Bob’s resume reads like a guide to the top fitness chains in the United States, totaling nearly 100 hours of personal instruction to Hollywood greats and normal health seekers alike. Knowing his ideas were far ahead of those chains’ ideals, he now works from his own equipment in the family home. His busy schedule doesn’t allow much time for his own workouts, but he will take a few moments to pass on his knowledge to you.
Dr. Delbruck has a Ph.D. in Biogeography with an emphasis on historical phytogeography. Her special skills have made her the “go to scientist” for many news shows and talk programs where she puts her skills in Science — with a capital “S” — to good use no matter the topic of discussion. She is also the author of several books, including the College Buzz Bestseller List topper Plant Barrios in the Middle Pleistocene Epoch and the forthcoming Science Has Some Answers!
Dr. Neil Hasen is one of the pioneers of the World Wide Net. He was heavily involved with 1970’s research on the Uniform Resource Locator (URL). Without his pivotal contribution to the invention of the forward slash character, websites would be a disorganized mess kept in one folder, and the World Wide Net as we know it today could not exist.
Kitty Ann Rubin — Kitty Ann to her friends — is a futurist specializing in putting together her special view of the people and events around her to develop ideas of what is to come. It’s not psychic — It’s science! The science of inductive reasoning. Taking the disparate and making sense of the world, so you can make plans for your brighter tomorrow!
Ross grew up on a commune, the son of a herb garden pioneer and a henna tattoo artist. He always felt an affinity for paints since getting his fingers into it when he was five. Encouraged to continue, he moved on to macrame, string art and mobiles, until his mind was entirely blown seeing The Beatles’ Yellow Submarine movie and the works of Peter Max. He’s high on life, and that’s all he’s sayin’.
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