U.S. Politics–Welcome To The Freak Show!

With all of the hate-mongering, false fact flinging, and down right lunacy of recent politicians in the United States you would think they couldn’t get any nuttier. Wrong! During the…

Stellar Example Of Humanity Takes A Ride On A Dead Whale

Harrison Williams of Australia decided to climb on top of a dead whale floating in the ocean to entertain his friends. Not only was this disrespectful to the whale, but…

Taking A Short Break

Our resident idiots are hard at work answering questions and sharing their “expert” advice, but unfortunately the administrators of asktheidiots.com are presently dealing with so many idiots that they can’t…

Going Nuclear in Chicago Has Light Consequences

Thanks to some busy researchers, it’s been found that setting off a nuclear weapon in Chicago has some pretty light consequences. According to Municipal Code of Chicago: No person shall…

Woman Claims Jesus Will Pay For Her Meal

I’ve been to Lawton, Oklahoma. There isn’t much to do there. So it doesn’t surprise me that Kristi Rhines thought it would be great to head out to the local…

Government Sells Woman’s Home Over $95 Tax Bill

The city government of Norcross, Georgia is filled with idiots, and heartless ones at that. It seems they auctioned off a woman’s condominium because she hadn’t paid a $95 tax…

Thieves Make Slick Getaway

Sunday morning, thieves in St. Petersburg, Florida made off with a truck containing 18 tons of Crisco vegetable shortening sticks. Initial thoughts are the thieves didn’t know what was in…

Beware Builders Named ‘Keystone’

Mark and Brenda Voss of Missouri had a $680,000 home built on a lot they had in Florida. For six months they rented the home to people, and they planned…