Q: I Don’t Like People But My Job Requires Me To Socialize. Help?

Q: I Don’t Like People But My Job Requires Me To Socialize. Help?

A: You have my sympathy. People are just awful. Unfortunately, there are few ways to live your life that don’t require some interaction with other human beings. Having a job…

Q: Why Does Sandy Cheeks Risk Living At The Bottom Of The Sea?

Q: Why Does Sandy Cheeks Risk Living At The Bottom Of The Sea?

A: Why are you being so judgmental? Plenty of people live in dangerous locations. Look at Japan with its earthquakes, Oklahoma USA with its tornadoes, or Australia and its dropbears….

Q: Someone Took My Morning Coffee. What Should I Do?

Q: Someone Took My Morning Coffee. What Should I Do?

A: Call the authorities! This should be classified as an act of domestic terrorism, or even international terrorism depending on what you do for a living. I know I am…

Q: How To Get Rid Of House Guests Without Being Rude?

Q: How To Get Rid Of House Guests Without Being Rude?

A: I would usually say that you should just be rude and damn the consequences, but I understand that there are situations where that would cause too many problems. Your…

Q: Do Wishes Come True?

Q: Do Wishes Come True?

A: That all depends. Are your wishes realistic? If you are wishing to see an accident and then spend the day observing the busiest local highway then your wish will…

Q: Can you help me with a unique guacamole recipe?

Q: Can you help me with a unique guacamole recipe?

A: The easiest way to make a recipe unique is to ignore traditional ingredients. Now that doesn’t mean you should include harmful or inedible objects such as, broken glass, or…

Q: How Do I Stay Motivated To Do Anything?

Q: How Do I Stay Motivated To Do Anything?

A: The world is a difficult thing to deal with on the best of days. On the average day it takes everything you have to just pull yourself out of…

Q: Why Does My Dog Lick Everyone That Comes To My House?

Q: Why Does My Dog Lick Everyone That Comes To My House?

A: Dogs are a domesticated derivative of wolves and a bit of the wolf remains in each one. Wolves eat meat, and what are humans made of? That’s right: meat….