Valentine’s Day According to Idiots
We got in touch with several of our authors to get their feelings on Valentine’s Day. We asked for just a line or two, and here is what we got:…
Taking A Short Break
Our resident idiots are hard at work answering questions and sharing their “expert” advice, but unfortunately the administrators of asktheidiots.com are presently dealing with so many idiots that they can’t…
The Cascade Sasquatch Expedition Day Seven
It feels good to be back on the hunt! Yesterday was a complete waste of time. I was anticipating spending two hours at most on the hunt for our errant…
Visions Of Our Bright Future – Drones
One thing stands in the way of our bright and peaceful future, and that is human beings. We are a contentious group. We can be self-centered and at times, very…
A Small Victory For The Dairy Consortium In Michigan!
Today we claim a small victory for all humankind over our hidden alien overlords! We always knew that the aliens had to have support ships hidden away somehow, but we…
The Cascade Sasquatch Expedition Day Five
The alien spaceship from last night turned out to be a potato chip bag turned inside out and stuck in the higher branches of a tree. The reflective foil of…
The Cascade Sasquatch Expedition – Day One
Editor’s Note: One of Ask The Idiots’ contributing authors got the opportunity late last August to join an expedition to the Cascade Mountain Range in search of the elusive Bigfoot….
Pigeons of New York
Ask The Idiots recently caught up with a photographer who is taking the internet by storm with her artful photographs of New York City’s second most populous residents: Pigeons. Mrs….
