Q: Why have I started having such vivid dreams?

Q: Why have I started having such vivid dreams?

A: Hey, man. Congratulations! You have a little artist in you trying to burst out in Technicolor. Either that, or you’ve been eating too much shellfish just before crashing. You…

Q: How do I function without getting enough sleep?

Q: How do I function without getting enough sleep?

A: Well, first, you should be aware that due to the inefficient design of the human brain and physiology we need a certain amount of mental and physical “downtime” to…

Q: What should I think about during sex to last longer?

Q: What should I think about during sex to last longer?

A: If you are female with a male partner you don’t really have many worries. If you climax too quickly you are synced with his natural staying power. If you…

Q: What are some interesting things to paint?

Q: What are some interesting things to paint?

Hey, man! How’s it going?! You know, your question is pretty far out there. It looks so simple, like a beginner artist just wanting to know what to paint, but…

Q: What is this weird bump that recently appeared on my back?

Q: What is this weird bump that recently appeared on my back?

A: I am afraid I have some bad news. CANCER. No, I’m just kidding (although it might be). Little bumps can appear anywhere on your body for multiple reasons. This…

Q: Did I just see a demon?

Q: Did I just see a demon?

A: Let me put your mind at ease. Of course you didn’t see a demon. Demons and the “supernatural” are the refuge of lazy, superstitious minds that would rather believe…

Q: Am I being watched, or just paranoid?

Q: Am I being watched, or just paranoid?

A: Do you work for a government agency, or a company with government contracts? If so, then you are definitely not being paranoid. The real question would be; are you being watched by the government, by an enemy government, by an alien looking to infiltrate the government, or a truth seeker, such as myself?

Q: What should I do about my girlfriend’s video game addiction?

Q: What should I do about my girlfriend’s video game addiction?

A: I have good news for you. Your girlfriend is completely human! Aliens are not susceptible to addiction. Now the bad news. She is likely under a form of mind…


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