It’s time once again for all of you to vote! Each weekend, your votes choose our Idiot of the Week. That Idiot gets to sit in the virtual dunce chair on our homepage until the next election. Eventually, they’ll also get an award certificate to download and print, suitable for framing and stapling to their foreheads. (Or hanging on the wall. Whatever.) We’ve provided links to information below the poll on why these oblivious competitors are qualified to win. Winner posted Monday morning or so!
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The Candidates for October 13, 2014
Megan Campbell: There won’t be too many people in court the day Megan’s lawsuit is handled. She’s suing the city for hitting her own car with the vehicle she was driving as a city worker.
Joe Biggs: Alex Jones’ Infowars reporter claims the iPhone 6 is snagging on hair because it is taking your DNA! Bonus idiot points: he doesn’t know how Apple encrypts and keeps the fingerprint in the phone where no one can get to it. This guy is one case of white pancake makeup away from wondering how magnets work.
Kang Niu: When you run out of Viagra, the next best thing is shoving a steel rod in your penis, or so this guy thought. He ended up in the hospital when the rod shot backwards and pricked his bladder. Not much else to say about this one other than warning: some images at the link may be graphic.
Eleazar Cisneros: “You cut me off back at that burger joint! I’m a cop and you’re in trouble! Well, I’m not a cop yet. I’m just in the Academy. Well, actually, I’ve only taken a couple criminal justice courses at a local night school. Basically, I’m not a cop at all. Why are you arresting me?” Cisneros faces 10 years for impersonating an officer to the face of an actual officer.
