Each weekend we ask our readers to vote on who will warm our homepage’s virtual dunce stool for a week! It’s time to place your votes. As usual, we’ve provided links to information below the poll on why we’ve nominated these synapse-challenged marionettes. Winner posted Monday morning!
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The Candidates for October 6, 2014
Jason Pelletier: Arrested with his wife Stephanie after he posted grow report videos about their marijuana crop on Youtube. Funny thing: Cops watch Youtube, also.
Maruyama Zoo Keepers: As a zookeeper, it’s always good to know the gender of the animals you are breeding. These keepers in Japan must have missed a few classes.
Addison Sears-Collins: One of the makers of Scroguard™, a piece of latex vaguely shaped like underwear with an odd hole in the front. When coupled with a condom, they claim it will protect against skin contact during sex which could pass the herpes virus, but also say it is not a medical device and does not meet requirements for protection.
Breona Watkins: When pulled over by police and your child is not in a carseat, a good idea is to get your other child to stuff the baby through the back seat door into the trunk with hedge clippers, a gas can, a rusty tire iron and more junk. Or not.
