Today we claim a small victory for all humankind over our hidden alien overlords! We always knew that the aliens had to have support ships hidden away somehow, but we had no idea of how to find them. Until today.
I was not involved in this particular operation, but I have heard all about it through a contact who is sort of related to the family that lives next door to one of the Dairy Consortium’s farms. It would seem that a recent recruit, who is able to see through the aliens’ disguises, was able to identify a high ranking government official (alien) that was acting as a messenger between several alien groups. It was speculated that this official might eventually visit one of the alien support ships, so the Consortium began a tailing operation which not only revealed several isolated groups of well-hidden aliens, but also the location of a support vessel that was hiding in a self-generated cloud bank.
I don’t have all of the details of how the Dairy Consortium infiltrated the alien ship, but the aftermath was abundantly clear. I am proud to be human this day! Long live the Dairy Consortium!
Eyewitness video of the aftermath of the Dairy Consortium victory!
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