
A US Airways jet was held after landing in the Dominican Republic due to an ebola scare. A passenger remarked after sneezing that he had been to Africa, he had ebola, and everyone was screwed. A medical team boarded the plane and hauled the man away, later saying the man did not have ebola and, in fact, had not been to Africa.
Officials are deporting the man to the United States, but we’re sure the other passengers who had to sit in the plane for two hours due to his idiocy would like something else to happen to him.