Seems a lady in Brattleboro, Vermont had the right idea. Don’t get behind the wheel of your car if you’re drunk. Find another way home or give your keys to someone who is sober.
The main thing, of course, is to get someone who is legal, so don’t just hand your keys to your kid. Also, don’t throw the handbrake on at random times while heading down the road and call attention to your bad self.
