“I got away with over $130 worth of hams in my pants, and it only cost me fifty bucks and sixty days!”
So said Mrs. G-86-T-91 of Honor Farm, MO in the classic Firesign Theater bit about a grocery store with no checkout counters. Gregory Rodriguez of Ossining, NY will be singing a different tune, however. He stuffed $1200 worth of meat in his jeans, and now he is charged with fourth degree grand larceny, a felony.
Too many meat and pants jokes. Must resist. While we do that, you can check out the Firesign Theater bit in the video below and visit the original article.
