August 24, 2014 Sunday. A woman who had been out hunting rabbits discovered a mysterious 5 metre (16 feet) hole in the ground on Thursday. It has since grown to around 30 metre (100 feet). It is suspected that the sinkhole may be related to the two abandoned mines near her home. But, what if it’s something a little more sinister? What if the rabbits have gotten tired of being hunted? Maybe their years of terror have forced them to evolve a type of hive mind. They could be using the abandoned mines to their advantage to eliminate the human threat! Or even worse, they could be gathering in one of those mines to summon some Lovecraftian horror to exact their revenge! I am sure MI6 is already on this, but you can never be too vigilant. Be careful, England!