Psychic Uri Geller Will Bend Your Phone

Psychic Uri Geller Will Bend Your Phone

According to an article at MarketWatch, famous/infamous psychic Uri Geller knows exactly why iPhone 6’s are bending. He should know since he has been bending spoons and other objects with the power of his mind for decades.

“There are two possible explanations,” [he told MarketWatch.] “Either the phone is so seriously thin and flimsy that it is bendable with mere physical force, which I cannot believe given the extensive tests Apple would have done. Or — and this is far more plausible — somehow the energy and excitement of the 10 million people who purchased iPhones has awakened their mind powers and caused the phones to bend.”

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We at Ask The Idiots apologize. We were excited about the new phone, too, so we only added to the problem.

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