Thieves Make Slick Getaway

Thieves Make Slick Getaway

Sunday morning, thieves in St. Petersburg, Florida made off with a truck containing 18 tons of Crisco vegetable shortening sticks. Initial thoughts are the thieves didn’t know what was in…

Q: How Do I Paint Awesome Looking Trees?

Q: How Do I Paint Awesome Looking Trees?

A: Great question, man! You need to try to understand what it is to be a tree. How far you go with this is completely up to you, man. I…

Q: Is There Anything Wrong With Being Shy And Quiet?

Q: Is There Anything Wrong With Being Shy And Quiet?

A: As with any question there are a number of things to consider. Where are you located? If you are in America people will look at you funny and be…

Idiot of the Week Winner for October 13, 2014

Idiot of the Week Winner for October 13, 2014

Our poll had a tie this week! The software chose one, but we thought that was a little unfair to the other. So, we rolled some dice, and the winner…

Surgery on Great Dane Reveals One Place Lost Socks Go

Surgery on Great Dane Reveals One Place Lost Socks Go

Mmmmm, socks. Being a hound, I know the allure. They smell so wonderful, and the feel of cotton as it tears across teeth is fantastic. It doesn’t matter if they’ve…

Q: What Is The Most Important Thing To Look For In A Friend?

Q: What Is The Most Important Thing To Look For In A Friend?

A: A pulse. Seriously. A person without a pulse is going to be fun for only a short period of time. Yes, they never contradict you, or interrupt you when…

Q: Starting a new job. How do I make a good first impression?

Q: Starting a new job. How do I make a good first impression?

A: I want to make it perfectly clear that I understand that this is not necessarily a medical question. As a person with limited social skills I believe that I…

Q: Am I being watched, or just paranoid?

Q: Am I being watched, or just paranoid?

A: Do you work for a government agency, or a company with government contracts? If so, then you are definitely not being paranoid. The real question would be; are you being watched by the government, by an enemy government, by an alien looking to infiltrate the government, or a truth seeker, such as myself?


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