Another poll goes through with a tie! While we give our kudos to both the Freedom Socialist Party of Seattle, Washington and Principal Gary Stamper, only one can sit in…

Our resident idiots are hard at work answering questions and sharing their “expert” advice, but unfortunately the administrators of asktheidiots.com are presently dealing with so many idiots that they can’t…

A: Your body is an engine. And like any engine it needs fuel to run. That fuel is derived from the foods and liquids that we ingest. This is why…

I’ve been to Lawton, Oklahoma. There isn’t much to do there. So it doesn’t surprise me that Kristi Rhines thought it would be great to head out to the local…

Kissing and making up. Well, to a point. But I have seen the future and, my dear readers, it is so very bright! Apple and Samsung have announced that they…

A: School sucks, doesn’t it? But don’t you worry, little future changer of the world, because soon the very nature of the way we are educated is going to improve!…

People around Albuquerque, New Mexico have been seeing a mysterious figure wrapped in a black cowl standing around area graveyards lately. Someone finally got up the nerve to talk to…

Thanks to some busy researchers, it’s been found that setting off a nuclear weapon in Chicago has some pretty light consequences. According to Municipal Code of Chicago: No person shall…