Kissing and making up. Well, to a point. But I have seen the future and, my dear readers, it is so very bright! Apple and Samsung have announced that they…

A: Do you work for a government agency, or a company with government contracts? If so, then you are definitely not being paranoid. The real question would be; are you being watched by the government, by an enemy government, by an alien looking to infiltrate the government, or a truth seeker, such as myself?

A: I have good news for you. Your girlfriend is completely human! Aliens are not susceptible to addiction. Now the bad news. She is likely under a form of mind…

A: My best tip? Broaden your horizons, man. You may live in a beautiful town, or cabin in the woods, or a cave high up on a mountain, but if…

A: This is a complicated question. At first, I noticed that the phrasing of your question implies that this has been an ongoing problem and not a lack of interest…

A: I want to make it perfectly clear that I understand that this is not necessarily a medical question. As a person with limited social skills I believe that I…

A: First, I wish to commend you for your willingness to go to a gym. Finding the motivation to reach for, say this bag of cheese puffs, is a lot…

A: Having worked at a lot of top gyms I feel uniquely qualified to answer this question. Gyms, and probably some other people, use fitness assessments to figure out your…