FBI Director Goes for Second Idiot Nomination

FBI Director Goes for Second Idiot Nomination

Not content to rest on his laurels after winning our Idiot of the Week poll for September 29, FBI Director James Comey doubled-down this Sunday on CBS News’ 60 Minutes….

Visions Of Our Bright Future – Drones

Visions Of Our Bright Future – Drones

One thing stands in the way of our bright and peaceful future, and that is human beings. We are a contentious group. We can be self-centered and at times, very…

Idiot of the Week Winner for October 13, 2014

Idiot of the Week Winner for October 13, 2014

Our poll had a tie this week! The software chose one, but we thought that was a little unfair to the other. So, we rolled some dice, and the winner…

A Small Victory For The Dairy Consortium In Michigan!

A Small Victory For The Dairy Consortium In Michigan!

Today we claim a small victory for all humankind over our hidden alien overlords! We always knew that the aliens had to have support ships hidden away somehow, but we…

Marijuana Task Force Raids House For Okra

Marijuana Task Force Raids House For Okra

Yesterday afternoon a police task force in Cartersville, Georgia raided Dwayne Perry’s house when they mistook his okra plants for a wacky weed farm. They showed up with a helicopter,…

Vote for Idiot of the Week for October 13, 2014

Vote for Idiot of the Week for October 13, 2014

It’s time once again for all of you to vote! Each weekend, your votes choose our Idiot of the Week. That Idiot gets to sit in the virtual dunce chair…

The Cascade Sasquatch Expedition Day Five

The Cascade Sasquatch Expedition Day Five

The alien spaceship from last night turned out to be a potato chip bag turned inside out and stuck in the higher branches of a tree. The reflective foil of…

A Shout Out to Ebola, Yo!

A Shout Out to Ebola, Yo!

A US Airways jet was held after landing in the Dominican Republic due to an ebola scare. A passenger remarked after sneezing that he had been to Africa, he had…


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