A: Nyet. There is no crime in Russia. In Russia ve are wery, wery considerate of our neighbors. Ve go out of our vay to make sure that everyone is happy and has no vorries. Ve are so concerned about protecting people’s rights that ve occasionally need to occupy other nations to insure their people are being treated fairly. I hope my English is good enough. I vould not vant to be accused of committing a crime against your language. Ha Ha. Any rumors about Russian Mafia, or criminal activities are yust western propaganda designed to yustify sanctions and embargos that are being used to force us into bad business deals. That is real crime!
