A: An unfortunate fact of life is that the people we live with and love the most will make us the angriest. But that doesn’t mean we have to accept their behavior without retaliation. Revenge is the best way to ease your anger and sense of injustice. Albeit quietly, intelligently, and most important, deviously.
There are multiple ways to make your sibling pay for ruffling your feathers. But whatever you do make sure that it can’t be traced back to you. This is true for most things in life. You could start by getting your brother in trouble. Leave the refrigerator door open and the milk sitting out on the counter to get warm. Get a pair of your brother’s shoes and splash them around in some mud. If there isn’t any mud, make your own. You then “walk” your brother’s muddy shoes from the door to the refrigerator making sure to leave an obvious trail. Then call you mother to let her know that you aren’t feeling well and intend to stay in bed all day. Your brother will know what you did, but there will be no way for him to prove it! You can expect some retaliation for this one, but it will be worth it.
If it is near the full moon you can be even sneakier. Use a flashlight in your brother’s bedroom window to arrange things in his room to cast a monstrous shadow on the wall at the foot of his bed. Then wait until the middle of the night when the full moon light will shine through his window. Make a loud noise to wake your brother up suddenly. An air horn works great for this. The first thing he will see is the terrifying shadow you created on his wall! If you are really lucky he might even wet his bed a bit! The sound of the air horn will probably have woken up everyone else in the house to see your brother’s humiliation, as well. Such joy!
Now that I have fired up your imagination I’m sure you can come up with a few pranks of your own. And in the future, instead of getting angry feel the joy of anticipation for the revenge that you will soon enact.
