A: I am afraid I have some bad news. CANCER. No, I’m just kidding (although it might be). Little bumps can appear anywhere on your body for multiple reasons. This is the kind of question that is difficult to answer without a face-to-face consultation. There are several questions that would need to be answered before I could make a diagnosis.
For examples: When did the bump first appear? How big is the bump and what is its growth rate? Have you been exposed to the wrong kind of radiation lately? Has the bump started to make any strange noises? Do you feel that the bump is trying to influence your behavior? Has your behavior changed since the bump first appeared? Have you participated in any scientific experiments recently? Would you like to?
Bumps can be anything from harmless skin tags to moles, or warts, or maybe a bug bite of some kind. But they can also be something more serious. You should definitely get it looked at by a medical professional. Don’t stress out too much. Most bumps are completely harmless or easily treated. But, keep in mind, if it is some form of terminal cancer your tragedy doesn’t have to be wasted. Private research labs, including my own, are always looking for desperate people willing to try anything to feel a little better. So, if you get bad news, don’t let it get you down. Just use the contact page to drop me a line, and I will be happy to design a treatment program just for you. It will probably entail some cool lasers and the tiniest bit of uranium.
