A: A lot of people will think this is a silly question. I mean, we all know that milk comes from cows right? Wrong! I welcome you, truth-seeker. We need more people who don’t just swallow the pabulum that the educational institutions force feed us.
If you have read any of my previous articles you might assume that I am about to tell you that aliens have altered our milk supply, but actually it’s quite the opposite. The dairy producers of the world learned about the aliens infiltrating our various governments a long time ago. All of those cattle mutilations by UFOs through the decades tipped them off to the fact that aliens were initially looking for our vulnerable spots. But eventually the aliens got hooked on our milk supply. They just couldn’t get enough of the cow juice! Once this was discovered, the dairy operators of the world formed a secret consortium to thwart the alien menace.
So where does milk really come from? The surprising answer is frogs! It took some time but eventually it was discovered that frog’s milk tastes almost identical to cow’s milk to a human palate, but to aliens it is an unacceptable substitute. The Dairy Consortium set up secret frog milking stations in their barns. They would lead the cows in and under cover would switch the milk with that of the frogs. It worked! The aliens must have thought something, maybe even their own presence, had altered the cows in some fundamental way. Soon the cattle mutilations almost completely stopped.
You may be thinking about how much more effort, time, and cost must go into milking tiny little frogs. How can that be cost effective? There are several factors to take into consideration. The cost of the cattle that were being mutilated by the aliens was astronomical. Frogs, apparently, produce an almost impossible amount of milk. The Consortium has been slowly altering the genes of their milking frogs to grow them larger and therefore produce greater amounts of milk. And, finally, you have to consider the Dairy Consortium’s absolute loathing of the alien menace.
This just shows that you can resist the alien’s occupation through little acts of defiance. You don’t have to do battle with or even publically protest the aliens. In fact, I highly recommend for the safety of yourself and your loved ones that you don’t do either of those things. Instead you can just support those who are quietly fighting back on our behalf. Drink more frog milk! Defy our oppressors!
