A Small Victory For The Dairy Consortium In Michigan!

A Small Victory For The Dairy Consortium In Michigan!

Today we claim a small victory for all humankind over our hidden alien overlords! We always knew that the aliens had to have support ships hidden away somehow, but we…

Is Bigfoot An Alien?

Is Bigfoot An Alien?

This is absolutely ridiculous! Why would aliens allow themselves to be seen as a sasquatch when they can so easily fool us into believing they are human? The only reason…

Q: Did I just see a demon?

Q: Did I just see a demon?

A: Let me put your mind at ease. Of course you didn’t see a demon. Demons and the “supernatural” are the refuge of lazy, superstitious minds that would rather believe…

Q: What should I do about my girlfriend’s video game addiction?

Q: What should I do about my girlfriend’s video game addiction?

A: I have good news for you. Your girlfriend is completely human! Aliens are not susceptible to addiction. Now the bad news. She is likely under a form of mind…