A: A pulse. Seriously. A person without a pulse is going to be fun for only a short period of time. Yes, they never contradict you, or interrupt you when…

Another poll goes through with a tie! While we give our kudos to both the Freedom Socialist Party of Seattle, Washington and Principal Gary Stamper, only one can sit in…

It feels good to be back on the hunt! Yesterday was a complete waste of time. I was anticipating spending two hours at most on the hunt for our errant…

Fall is here and the air is cooler. We need someone to warm our virtual dunce chair for a week. So, it’s time to vote for Idiot of the Week…

A: You need to set people straight! These poor dumb people are running around with the wrong ideas in their heads. How are they supposed to start thinking right if…

Sunday morning, thieves in St. Petersburg, Florida made off with a truck containing 18 tons of Crisco vegetable shortening sticks. Initial thoughts are the thieves didn’t know what was in…

A: This is a hateful question. Why would it take more republicans to screw in a light bulb than any other group of people? Regardless of a person’s political affiliations…

Mark and Brenda Voss of Missouri had a $680,000 home built on a lot they had in Florida. For six months they rented the home to people, and they planned…