Q: What Is The Most Important Thing To Look For In A Friend?

Q: What Is The Most Important Thing To Look For In A Friend?

A: A pulse. Seriously. A person without a pulse is going to be fun for only a short period of time. Yes, they never contradict you, or interrupt you when…

Q: What Is The Purpose Of Arguing With People?

Q: What Is The Purpose Of Arguing With People?

A: You need to set people straight! These poor dumb people are running around with the wrong ideas in their heads. How are they supposed to start thinking right if…

Q: How Many Republicans Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

Q: How Many Republicans Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

A: This is a hateful question. Why would it take more republicans to screw in a light bulb than any other group of people? Regardless of a person’s political affiliations…

Q: How Often Do You Smile While Looking At Your Computer Or Phone?

Q: How Often Do You Smile While Looking At Your Computer Or Phone?

A: I make an effort to never smile or laugh while sitting at my computer or looking at my phone. As a matter of fact I try to seem as…

Q: I’m Bored. What Should I Do?

Q: I’m Bored. What Should I Do?

A: There is no reason to ever experience boredom. The key is knowing yourself well enough to determine ways to keep yourself occupied and entertained. Do you like being by…

Q: Our Adult Son Crawls Into Our Bed To Sleep Every Night. Help?

Q: Our Adult Son Crawls Into Our Bed To Sleep Every Night. Help?

A: It sounds like you are dealing with a deep psychological issue. It is difficult for me to believe that a parent with a child of any age would resent…

Q: Road Trip Essentials For The Driver?

Q: Road Trip Essentials For The Driver?

A: I will assume that you mean a road trip of fairly substantial length. A one hour road trip doesn’t require much in the way of preparation other than a…

Q: How Do I Deal With A Cockroach Problem?

Q: How Do I Deal With A Cockroach Problem?

A: I may have had a few too many cocktails, but I believe you are thinking backwards. Why does it have to be a problem? Why couldn’t it be an…


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