It feels good to be back on the hunt! Yesterday was a complete waste of time. I was anticipating spending two hours at most on the hunt for our errant…

Today we claim a small victory for all humankind over our hidden alien overlords! We always knew that the aliens had to have support ships hidden away somehow, but we…

The alien spaceship from last night turned out to be a potato chip bag turned inside out and stuck in the higher branches of a tree. The reflective foil of…

This is absolutely ridiculous! Why would aliens allow themselves to be seen as a sasquatch when they can so easily fool us into believing they are human? The only reason…

Editor’s Note: One of Ask The Idiots’ contributing authors got the opportunity late last August to join an expedition to the Cascade Mountain Range in search of the elusive Bigfoot….

A: Yes and no. The Loch Ness Monster does exist but it’s not really a monster. It is actually an attempt by the people of Scotland to produce a small…

A: A lot of people will think this is a silly question. I mean, we all know that milk comes from cows right? Wrong! I welcome you, truth-seeker. We need…

Just more proof of the Global alien infestation! After a derailment trains were rerouted onto other tracks. Supposedly, the passengers quickly left the Gorakhpur-Muzaffarpur train after it switched routes and…