We here at Ask The Idiots would like to thank everyone who voted in our poll for Idiot of the Year! We’re new at this polling thing, so we’re still…

Looks like we had another tie this week, but as our half-baked rules say there is only one idiot that gets the soon-to-be-coveted as soon as it is designed downloadable…

And the winner for Idiot of the Week of September 29, 2014 is: FBI Director James Comey! Congratulations, Director Comey. Your statements that Apple and Google putting more security into…

A: Initially we need to determine what kind of pain we are discussing. Is it a sharp stabbing pain, a deep burning sensation, or possibly a quick traveling pain through…

A: I used to tell people that it is tedious and time consuming, but homemade glow sticks are possible. Unfortunately, those people weren’t bright enough to realize that when you…

It’s time to vote for Idiot of the Week for December 1, 2014! Up for the coveted virtual dunce chair on our home page this time: two sides in the…

It’s time to vote for Idiot of the Week for November 24, 2014! This time we take a chance nominating a Large Government Entity. We usually stay away from LGEs…

The alien spaceship from last night turned out to be a potato chip bag turned inside out and stuck in the higher branches of a tree. The reflective foil of…