And the Idiot for September 15, 2014 is…?

And the Idiot for September 15, 2014 is…?

Our second Idiot of the Week for 2014, with 43% of the vote (however small the voting population was): The Australian Federal Police! They get a genuine pat on the…

Q: What If Life Is Just An Illusion?

Q: What If Life Is Just An Illusion?

A: Of course life isn’t an illusion, silly, but someday it will be! Not only that, but you will be able to choose the illusion that you want to live…

Fort Lauderdale wins Idiot of the Week for November 10, 2014

Fort Lauderdale wins Idiot of the Week for November 10, 2014

Congratulations to the City of Fort Lauderdale, Florida for winning this week’s Idiot of the Week poll! City governments making our list are becoming a trend it seems, and this…

Q: How do I stop getting angry while driving?

Q: How do I stop getting angry while driving?

A: This is a very difficult subject. There are a lot of asshats on the roads and they are doing a lot of asshattie things that can make it hard…

“Artist” Defaces National Parks

“Artist” Defaces National Parks

I like to keep up on the latest things in art, man. You never know when a new technique will inspire, so it’s good to keep your eyes open. And…

Q: How Do I Paint Awesome Looking Trees?

Q: How Do I Paint Awesome Looking Trees?

A: Great question, man! You need to try to understand what it is to be a tree. How far you go with this is completely up to you, man. I…

Stellar Example Of Humanity Takes A Ride On A Dead Whale

Stellar Example Of Humanity Takes A Ride On A Dead Whale

Harrison Williams of Australia decided to climb on top of a dead whale floating in the ocean to entertain his friends. Not only was this disrespectful to the whale, but…

Thieves Make Slick Getaway

Thieves Make Slick Getaway

Sunday morning, thieves in St. Petersburg, Florida made off with a truck containing 18 tons of Crisco vegetable shortening sticks. Initial thoughts are the thieves didn’t know what was in…


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