Jail Doesn’t Notice Escape for Two Days

Jail Doesn’t Notice Escape for Two Days

If you’re going to get picked up and thrown in jail, maybe the best place for it to happen is Marysville, Washington. Apparently an inmate escaped out a side door…

Is That a Ham in Your Pants…?

Is That a Ham in Your Pants…?

“I got away with over $130 worth of hams in my pants, and it only cost me fifty bucks and sixty days!” So said Mrs. G-86-T-91 of Honor Farm, MO…

Q: What is some good music to paint to?

Q: What is some good music to paint to?

A: Like a long, winding undammed river, you’ve tapped into a very broad and deep topic, man. There are so many styles of music to listen to, and it really…

Vote for Idiot of the Week for October 6, 2014

Vote for Idiot of the Week for October 6, 2014

Each weekend we ask our readers to vote on who will warm our homepage’s virtual dunce stool for a week! It’s time to place your votes. As usual, we’ve provided…

Swings! Menace of the playground!

Swings! Menace of the playground!

It might feel like the people with the money are trying to destroy the fun of being a child, but remember that the children are our future. I do think…

Man Rescued in Ocean After Attempting Walk to Bermuda

Man Rescued in Ocean After Attempting Walk to Bermuda

A few days ago, Reza Beluchi was rescued 70 miles off the coast of Florida when his attempt to walk to Bermuda in a hydrobubble failed. The Coast Guard had…

Q: Why Do My Plants Keep Dying?

Q: Why Do My Plants Keep Dying?

A: Most “experts” will tell you that plants are living things that have specific requirements that must be met to insure their survival. Some plants require direct sunlight and some…

Female Ninja Turtle Robs Motel

Female Ninja Turtle Robs Motel

I wonder if they thought to check the nearest sewer access, or local pizza joint? Female Ninja Turtle Robs Motel Author Description


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