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The next time Eric gets bored in a school board meeting he should stick to sexting with his wife rather than joking about her calling in a bomb threat. Mrs….

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In many professions, it is very important you wear the proper attire. Many jobs actually have uniforms so everyone employed can have the most efficient clothing to perform their work….

This is absolutely ridiculous! Why would aliens allow themselves to be seen as a sasquatch when they can so easily fool us into believing they are human? The only reason…

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A US Airways jet was held after landing in the Dominican Republic due to an ebola scare. A passenger remarked after sneezing that he had been to Africa, he had…

The alien spaceship from last night turned out to be a potato chip bag turned inside out and stuck in the higher branches of a tree. The reflective foil of…