Q: Do Wishes Come True?
A: That all depends. Are your wishes realistic? If you are wishing to see an accident and then spend the day observing the busiest local highway then your wish will…
A Small Victory For The Dairy Consortium In Michigan!
Today we claim a small victory for all humankind over our hidden alien overlords! We always knew that the aliens had to have support ships hidden away somehow, but we…
Vote for Idiot of the week for October 20, 2014
Fall is here and the air is cooler. We need someone to warm our virtual dunce chair for a week. So, it’s time to vote for Idiot of the Week…
A: Let me put your mind at ease. Of course you didn’t see a demon. Demons and the “supernatural” are the refuge of lazy, superstitious minds that would rather believe…
A: It sounds like you are dealing with a deep psychological issue. It is difficult for me to believe that a parent with a child of any age would resent…
Vote for Idiot of the Week for September 15, 2014
Each Friday, we ask you, dear readers, to vote on who will grace our homepage for a week in the place of idiotic honor! It’s time to make your choices….
A: Hey, man. Congratulations! You have a little artist in you trying to burst out in Technicolor. Either that, or you’ve been eating too much shellfish just before crashing. You…
A: Of course it’s bad. You need to make up your mind and then lock that thing down. You shouldn’t be running around letting just any idiot put thoughts into…
