The Cascade Sasquatch Expedition Day Five

The Cascade Sasquatch Expedition Day Five

The alien spaceship from last night turned out to be a potato chip bag turned inside out and stuck in the higher branches of a tree. The reflective foil of…

Vote for Idiot of the Week for October 13, 2014

Vote for Idiot of the Week for October 13, 2014

It’s time once again for all of you to vote! Each weekend, your votes choose our Idiot of the Week. That Idiot gets to sit in the virtual dunce chair…

Marijuana Task Force Raids House For Okra

Marijuana Task Force Raids House For Okra

Yesterday afternoon a police task force in Cartersville, Georgia raided Dwayne Perry’s house when they mistook his okra plants for a wacky weed farm. They showed up with a helicopter,…

Visions Of Our Bright Future – Drones

Visions Of Our Bright Future – Drones

One thing stands in the way of our bright and peaceful future, and that is human beings. We are a contentious group. We can be self-centered and at times, very…

FBI Director Goes for Second Idiot Nomination

FBI Director Goes for Second Idiot Nomination

Not content to rest on his laurels after winning our Idiot of the Week poll for September 29, FBI Director James Comey doubled-down this Sunday on CBS News’ 60 Minutes….

Beware Builders Named ‘Keystone’

Beware Builders Named ‘Keystone’

Mark and Brenda Voss of Missouri had a $680,000 home built on a lot they had in Florida. For six months they rented the home to people, and they planned…

Q: How Many Republicans Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

Q: How Many Republicans Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

A: This is a hateful question. Why would it take more republicans to screw in a light bulb than any other group of people? Regardless of a person’s political affiliations…

Thieves Make Slick Getaway

Thieves Make Slick Getaway

Sunday morning, thieves in St. Petersburg, Florida made off with a truck containing 18 tons of Crisco vegetable shortening sticks. Initial thoughts are the thieves didn’t know what was in…


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