This is absolutely ridiculous! Why would aliens allow themselves to be seen as a sasquatch when they can so easily fool us into believing they are human? The only reason…

Editor’s Note: One of Ask The Idiots’ contributing authors got the opportunity late last August to join an expedition to the Cascade Mountain Range in search of the elusive Bigfoot….

A: Do you work for a government agency, or a company with government contracts? If so, then you are definitely not being paranoid. The real question would be; are you being watched by the government, by an enemy government, by an alien looking to infiltrate the government, or a truth seeker, such as myself?